Ask buzz part: 2

By: Mallory Timbrock

Buzz,

The guy I like doesn’t like me back. I’m not even sure if he knows I exist. It makes me really upset, and I don’t know what to do. Please help me.

#Sadgirl

Dear #Sadgirl,

In the yellowjacket community, males die after we get busy with our queen. Luckily, I live on a college campus and have no queen. Due to this information (and my lack of love life) I’m going to pass this question over to a friend of mine. Her name is Adora, and she is a Lovebird all the way from Madagascar.

Buzz

Dear #Sadgirl

My dear, I am overjoyed Buzz reached out to me for love advice. I just love love. I have been with my partner, Romeo, for ten years, and we couldn’t be happier! However, we have had our ups and downs. When I first met my partner, he was in the middle of another courtship (she was soooo not the one), but that didn’t stop me from noticing Romeo. However, my sweet Romeo didn’t notice me. I knew I had to play the long game. I became his friend (everyone knows that starting out as friends make the best relationships), and once we started to hang out, our feelings grew like feathers. Sometimes, becoming friends with the person you like smushes those feelings, but other times it makes the feelings stronger. You need to become friends with the guy you like. If you’re already friends, then I recommend putting the moves out. In the aviary community, some people dance. I do not recommend dancing. Drop a cute line, flirt a little, and hang out alone. If these don’t work, then pull on your big girl pants, text him and tell him how you feel, and then pretend to sleep (aka panic) for the next eight hours. After you “wake up,” read his response and start the relationship or continue the friendship. Please, darling, let me know how it goes.

Lots of Love,

Adora (and Romeo)